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6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

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startrekspeare:

"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better

(via guy)

falloutyoungmale:

I write sins not five page research papers

(Source: aphroditeens, via lmaopost)

my-flourish-and-blotts:

A Kingdom of procrastination and it looks like I’m the Queen.

(via asian)

mangoestho:

babefield:

How to be a smart bitch

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

I AM JOSELINE! INCREDIBLE!

(Source: realitytvbitch, via frickin)

coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: tipslip, via tipslip)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via dulect)

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