"I don't like tacos" said no Juan ever

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coluring:

i accept high fives only on my ass

(Source: tipslip, via tipslip)

unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(Source: unconvenience, via dulect)

telapathetic:

*breaks leg* but..are my eyebrows okay?

(Source: telapathetic, via seanp0donnell)

lecterings:

'where is the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago' an autobiography i'll never write because i keep losing the pen i was using like 3 seconds ago.

(via asian)

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

(via guy)

bullied:

party at my house bring food then leave

(Source: bullied, via tipslip)

omgamole:

you dont know frustration until youve tried plugging something into a socket in the dark

(via lmaopost)

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